1391: Garfield's Masterpiece Theatre
| Garfield's Masterpiece Theatre |
 Made by: danw |
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With inspiration from strip #1183.
Admin note: We received this strip just 5 days after the previous strip. The coincidence was so cool we had to run them on successive days. Apparently Garfield inspires a lot of people to contemplate death.
Original strips: 1985-06-30, 2006-10-28.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Garfield: Welcome to "Garfield's Masterpiece Theatre".
Garfield: {ridiculously over-emoting} Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio:
Garfield: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Garfield: He hath borne me on his back a thousand times;
Garfield: and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it.
Garfield: Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
Garfield: Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs?
Garfield: Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Garfield: Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
