2988: WikiMeow - 5 Ways To Survive A Tub of Ice Cream
| WikiMeow - 5 Ways To Survive A Tub of Ice Cream |
 Made by: kinglasagna |
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No, Jon didn't kill Garfield. After seeing a picture that became a meme from the site wikiHow, it was certain this should be mashed up with Garfield.
Original wikiHow article: How to Survive a School or Workplace Shooting.
Original strips: 2009-02-24, 2009-02-25, 2009-02-28.
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{Jon is shown to have with a plain vanilla ice cream cone, while Garfield has a sprinkled vanilla ice cream cone.}
Garfield: Ha! {pointing out that sprinkles make ice cream better}
{Garfield walks away happily, ready to enjoy his ice cream, while Jon looks jealous and angry}
{Jon turns back his head angrily at Garfield, who is off-screen}
Jon: Sprinkles aren't so great!
Garfield: {off-screen} You just keep telling yourself that.
Caption: The next day
{Jon is standing at the table with a vanilla ice cream cone, however this time, he has sprinkles, which makes him smile.}
{Garfield enters, this time, with a big tub of strawberry ice cream in his hand, with a metal spoon sticking out, which makes Jon surprised}
Garfield: How quaint. {pointing out that ice cream cones are "not cool" now}
{Jon cringes and twitches, while growling at Garfield}
{A picture of Jon, looking like he's ready to attack Garfield with his ice cream cone, is shown. Garfield is frightened, waiting for his impending doom}
Caption: Method 3 of 5: Attack Garfield
Caption below that: Use your ice cream cone to attack Garfield immideatly [sic]. Even a vanilla ice cream cone can knock the tub of ice cream out of his hands. You're fighting for your dessert and every second counts. Don't hesitate just because he has got a spoon and you don't.
