3258: Garfbow
Garfbow |
Made by: Memes-In-Your-Dreams |
Explanation[edit | edit source]
This strip's author forgot to state that the twenty strips used were the first twenty non-Sunday strips. That detail could throw off strip-crediting logic, as 1978-07-08 was the twentieth strip including two Sundays, yet the latest date credited was three days later (a third Sunday being one of those three subsequent days); on the flip side, including Sunday strips would likely have made those three particular panels stand out among the non-Sunday panels.
The author writes:[edit | edit source]
The first 20 Garfield strips, sorted by background hue. Not much else to it.
Original strips: 1978-06-19, 1978-06-20, 1978-06-21, 1978-06-22, 1978-06-23, 1978-06-24, 1978-06-26, 1978-06-27, 1978-06-28, 1978-06-29, 1978-06-30, 1978-07-01, 1978-07-03, 1978-07-04, 1978-07-05, 1978-07-06, 1978-07-07, 1978-07-08, 1978-07-10, 1978-07-11.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Strip 1 {hue 14}:
{Garfield slaps a patty across the table}
SFX: Slap!
Strip 2 {hue 33}:
Garfield: I'm getting lazy. It would do me good to get some exercise.
Strip 3 {hue 41}:
Jon {holding something behind his back}: Happy birthday, Garfield. I have a surprise for you
Strip 4 {hue 41}:
Jon {holding bologna(?) above Garfield}: Here, Garfield, ... Beg.
Strip 5 {hue 64}:
{A mouse scurries across}
Jon {from off-panel}: A mouse! Get it!
Strip 6 {hue 83}:
{Garfield walks towards Jon}
Strip 7 {hue 85}:
Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat, Garfield.
Strip 8 {hue 87}:
Garfield: Hmmm... A new sofa
Strip 9 {hue 94}:
{Garfield struggles to scratch an itch}
SFX: itch
SFX: scratch scratch
Strip 10 {hue 104}:
Garfield: We cats like to sit in high places. It reinforces our superiority.
Strip 11 {hue 124}:
{Garfield sniffs his food discontentedly}
SFX: SNIFF!
Strip 12 {hue 129}:
{Garfield spots a steak, and licks his lips}
Strip 13 {hue 131}:
Jon: This is it, Garfield. The late-late movie with Brigitte Bardot
Strip 14 {hue 149}:
Jon {taking Garfield's coffee away}: You can't drink coffee, Garfield. You'll stunt your, uh, your...
Strip 15 {hue 149}:
Jon {putting a plate in front of Garfield}: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield... Here's your dinner.
Strip 16 {hue 152}:
Garfield: I really shouldn't eat that fish...
Strip 17 {hue 187}:
{Garfield climbs onto the television}
Strip 18 {hue 188}:
Garfield: Ah, a curtain upon which to sharpen my claws.
Strip 19 {hue 191}:
Garfield {picking his teeth after a meal}: All I ever do is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, eat and sleep.
Strip 20 {hue 224}:
Letter: Dear Garfield: Believe it or not, I am an ugly kitten! Oh, I do all the things 'cute' kittens do... play with yarn and such, but I don't get any attention. What can I do? Mud Fence
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Both the old and current codings of the strip credits on Square Root of Minus Garfield itself do not properly credit every strip therein; the old coding version simply stated "everything between the two dates", the current coding version simply crediting the bookend dates. The strip credits presented at the bottom of the author's notes on this very article have been reworked to properly credit each strip individually.