3351: Garfield but every time he says we're bachelors baby the effects change

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Garfield but every time he says we're bachelors baby the effects change
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Made by: Wolvesword Azure Lupus


Explanation[edit | edit source]

The author writes:[edit | edit source]

It's not Photoshop®, but it'll do. Also, I included the strip from 2017 because hey, why not?

Original strips: 2006-11-06, 2006-11-07, 2006-11-08, 2006-11-09, 2006-11-10, 2006-11-11, 2007-09-03, 2008-03-27, 2009-04-23, 2009-07-22, 2010-05-10, 2010-12-19, 2012-09-09, 2014-03-16, 2017-03-28.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Jon: Look at all the dead bugs in that ceiling lamp
Garfield: Yup
Jon: Huh
Garfield: Huh
{The strip's colours are now inverted}
Jon: I wonder what's on TV?
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: I just checked...
Jon: All we have left for dinner are ramen noodles and chocolate pudding.
{The strip is now in black and white}
Jon: Are we lucky or what?
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: Oops... I dropped the guacamole
{Jon and Garfield stare at the floor}
{The strip now has a red eye remover effect}
Jon: Good thing that rug is green
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
{Jon and Garfield look at a pile of dirty dishes}
{Jon and Garfield look at each other}
{The strip now has an outline effect}
Jon: We need new dishes
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
{A bunch of flies are circling around Jon}
SFX: sniff sniff
{The strip now has added noise}
Jon: Laundry day
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: I dried my socks in the microwave...
Jon: And now they smell like last night's macaroni and cheese!
Garfield: Sweet
{The strip is now blurry}
Jon: Mmmmmm
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: I've gotta admit...
Jon: That moosehead towel rack looks great in the bathroom
{The strip now has a bad ink sketch effect}
Jon: Really goes well with the snakeskin shower curtain
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: Maybe Liz is right. Maybe this place could use a good cleaning...
{beat}
{The strip is now in sepia tone}
Jon: And maybe chickens say "moo"
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Liz: Jon, when was the last time you cleaned your oven?!
Jon: I didn't
{The strip now has an oil painting effect}
Liz: -EVER?!
Jon: The manual said it was self-cleaning
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: I have no clean clothes to wear
Jon: I guess I'll just have to break down and do the laundry
{The strip now has a pencil sketch effect}
Jon: Although I could make a poncho out of the shower curtain
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: The tuna noodle casserole just burst into flames
{beat}
{The strip is now embossed}
Jon: I'll hose it down, and you get the ketchup
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
{Liz is reading a catalog while standing next to a house phone}
Caption: Weeks ago:
Liz: Ah!
SFX: bip bip boop beep boop boop bip
Liz: I'd like to order a present for my boyfriend...
Liz: It's the one on page 32... my credit card number is...
Liz: There! That was easy
{The strip is now crystallized}
Caption: Now:
Jon: Think she'd like a tire pressure gauge?
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
{Jon stares at the ceiling}
Jon: Yikes
Jon: Look at all those cobwebs
Jon: That's just nasty
Jon: We should do something about that
Jon: Yeah
{The strip now has a glass tile effect}
Jon: Let's never look up again
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
{Jon and Garfield are holding mugs while standing in front of a spot of dirt}
Jon: It's getting to be that time of year again, Garfield
Jon: We should really do our spring cleaning
{Jon stares at the spot of dirt behind him}
SFX: lick lick
SFX: eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee
{The strip is now softened}
Jon: There
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby
Jon: I'm feeling lazy, so we're having cereal for lunch
Garfield: Works for me
Jon: Cereal is the perfect food... good for any meal
Garfield: And snacks!
{The strip is now pixelated}
Jon: In fact, let's have cereal for dinner tonight, too
Garfield: Jon may have a girlfriend now, but we're still bachelors, baby!

Trivia[edit | edit source]

This strip's author's notes were hit with mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original author's notes unaffected by mojibake are currently lost to the public as a result.