4605: The world is constantly changing
The world is constantly changing |
Made by: Reisen U. Inaba |
Explanation[edit | edit source]
The author writes:[edit | edit source]
I took a bunch of "Jon reading newspaper" strips and changed Jon's first line to "The world is constantly changing".
Original strips: 1999-03-22, 2000-09-01, 2001-01-25, 2001-03-08, 2001-11-28, 2002-04-24, 2004-04-30, 2013-04-02, 2014-01-04, 2014-05-12.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Garfield {under blanket}: Inside here, it's warm and cozy
Garfield: Out there is tribulation
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Garfield: I rest my case
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
{Garfield rips up the newspaper}
SFX: RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
Jon: As soon as I said that, I knew it was a mistake
Garfield: You're done with the paper. Now, fix my dinner!
Jon {reading newspaper}: Crime, taxes, war, strife...
Jon {reading newspaper}: Natural disasters, economic ruin...
Jon {reading newspaper}: Sigh...
Garfield {also reading newspaper, Cat News}: The world is constantly changing
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Garfield: And let's keep it that way
Garfield: I like to avoid learning something new every day
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Garfield {quickly exiting}: Whoa!
Garfield: Whew! That was close!
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Jon: Or not
Garfield: How about a gut-wrenching scream of desperation?
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Jon: Have you come in peace?
Garfield: Take me to your refrigerator
SFX: RRRRRRRRRR
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Jon: Forget it, I don't want to know
Garfield: Bunny-slipper frappé?
Garfield {reading newspaper, Cat News}: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Garfield: Hey, Jon!
Garfield {indicating the funnies}: The world is constantly changing
Trivia[edit | edit source]
One character in the second-to-last line of the strip had its corresponding portion of the transcript fall victim to a mojibake error in a later site recoding effort; the original version of the transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.