4791: Garfield Does Not Want To Be A Bachelor Anymore
| Garfield Does Not Want To Be A Bachelor Anymore |
 Made by: TPTPWDotACoEMW |
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Jon is a sick, twisted man, at his core. He lives a life of constant messiness, which wears down his girlfriend and his cat, and gives his house mice. Lots of them. And then his cat, worn down, cannot chase these mice. So Jon gets angry at his cat for not solving a problem that Jon himself created..
Sure, perhaps at first, Garfield embraced this lifestyle of being a bachelor, baby, as we saw in #989, but the life of being a bachelor, baby slowly ate away at Garfield from the inside, finally spilling out in 2014-06-06 before finally the previously admired parts of being a bachelor, baby began to become monotonous and dreary, as we saw in #4052. This is the logical conclusion - a world where Garfield does not want to be a bachelor, baby and is trying desperately to get Jon to marry Liz. But he doesn't. He thrives on being a bachelor, baby even at the cost of everyone he loves. It's truly shocking and depraved.
Original strips: 2006-11-06, 2006-11-07, 2006-11-08, 2006-11-10, 2006-11-11, 2007-09-03, 2008-03-27, 2009-04-23, 2009-07-22, 2014-06-06.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Jon: Look at all the dead bugs in that ceiling lamp
Jon: Huh
Jon: I wonder what's on TV?
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
Jon: I just checked...
Jon: All we have left for dinner are ramen noodles and chocolate pudding
Jon: Are we lucky or what?
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
Jon: Oops... I dropped the guacamole
{beat}
Jon: Good thing that rug is green
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
{beat}
Jon {covered in flies}: sniff sniff
Jon: Laundry day
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
Jon: I've gotta admit...
Jon: That moosehead towel rack looks great in the bathroom
Jon: Really goes well with the snakeskin shower curtain
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
Jon: Maybe Liz is right. Maybe this place could use a good cleaning...
{beat}
Jon: And maybe chickens say "Moo"
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
Liz: Jon, when was the last time you cleaned your oven!?
Jon: I didn't
Liz: -EVER!?
Jon: The manual said it was self-cleaning
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
Jon: I have no clean clothes to wear
Jon: I guess I'll just have to break down and do the laundry
Jon: Although I could make a poncho out of the shower curtain
Garfield {exasperated}: Will you please get married!
