5135: Millijonaire
Millijonaire |
Made by: Garlene1987 |
Explanation[edit | edit source]
The author writes:[edit | edit source]
Sooooo... as of making this, Bill Murray, star of the Garfield films (whether he likes it or not) is allegedly dating singer Kelis, who you may remember for her 2003 song "Milkshake". I'm not here to judge or make social commentary, just to share what popped into my warped little brain.
Uh... all the best to them I guess.
Original strips: 1989-11-25, 2002-06-20.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
{Garfield grins at a spider dangling over a blender with a chocolate milkshake in it}
Garfield: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
{Garfield drinks a milkshake through a straw in front of an unimpressed Jon}
Garfield: And they're like "it's better than yours"
{Garfield carries a pink milkshake in a giant glass, with a likewise giant straw & cherry on top}
Text: Damn right it's better than yours
{Garfield at some tropical bar with a regular milkshake, this time with whipped cream and a banana as well as a cherry; he is wearing sunglasses and some sort of tacky tourist outfit, smiling}
Text: I can teach you, but I'll have to charge