5569: Awefield
| Awefield |
 Made by: Simon Winters |
Explanation[edit | edit source]
In the original, Jon told Garfield about his essential survival skills, such as how to build a fire, how to avoid poison ivy, and how to sneak out snacks during supper.
This edit simply changes it to make it look like a 9-panel comic. Now Jon tells Garfield about his essential survival skills in summer camp, like how to kill bears with a loose leaf notebook, or build a cabin with a pocket knife, where he had to fight off five masked serial killers, craft weapons from pinecones and sap, plus they taught him and his crew how to hike for a month without stopping, how to sew his own arms with just teeth and hair, how to climb a mountain with a donkey on their back, and get two cupcakes during supper. Garfield, however, doesn't seem to be impressed until the last one, as he gives each one a synonym for "boring".
The author writes:[edit | edit source]
Original strip: 2023-07-08.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Jon: At summer camp I learned essential survival skills...
Jon: Like how to kill a bear with a loose-leaf notebook
Garfield: Boring
Jon: Or build a cabin with a pocket knife
Garfield: Unimpressive
Jon: I had to fight off five masked serial killers
Garfield: Trite
Jon: Crafting weapons from pinecones and tree sap
Garfield: Mundane
Jon: They taught us to hike for a month without stopping
Garfield: Banal
Jon: How to sew on my own arms with just teeth and hair
Garfield: Tedious
Jon: How to climb a mountain with a donkey on your back
Garfield: Dull
Jon: And get two cupcakes during supper
Garfield: Okay. Now I'm impressed
