5780: Garfield's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wing
Garfield's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wing |
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Explanation[edit | edit source]
In this strip, Jon Arbuckle hands Garfield a straw and tells him he can only consume food that he can sip through it, as part of a diet. However, Garfield cleverly uses Soft Machine, a Stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (known as Tender Machine in the English release), to deflate and soften a whole roasted chicken, making it easy to consume through the straw while emanating menacing katakana.
Jon, mildly frustrated, realizes his plan has failed and mutters, "Back to the drawing board," while Garfield licks his fingers, satisfied with his meal.
The author humorously suggests an alternate title: Chicken Tender Machine, referencing both the Stand’s ability and Garfield’s successful workaround.
The author writes[edit | edit source]
Alternate title: Chicken Tender Machine.
Original strip: 1980-08-04.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Jon {handing Garfield a straw, while a whole roasted chicken sits in front of them}: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. You may have whatever you can sip through a straw
{Garfield uses a stand, Soft Machine (from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind; aka Tender Machine in the English release) to 'deflate' and soften the chicken, allowing him to easily suck it through the straw, while emanating 'menacing' katakana}
Jon {with a mildly frustrated look}: Back to the drawing board
{Garfield licks his fingers, having enjoyed his meal}