6164: The Lawsey is dead

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The Lawsey is dead

Made by: Josiahblaze


Explanation[edit | edit source]

The author writes:[edit | edit source]

I read SRoMGs #2761 and #6055, and knew what I must do.

Original strips: 1978-08-07, 1978-08-08, 1995-07-21.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

SFX: Ding Dong
{Instead of Garfield, is a strange man-cat creature, commonly called Jonfield. Then, an equally weird hybrid, Jon Garbuckle, opens the door to greet a third equally weird hybrid, known as "Lyodie", with the stature of a man but the head of a dog}
Garbuckle: Lyman
Lyodie: Jon
Lyodie {tongue out, emotionless eyes}: I'm cold. I'm hungry. I'm weak. Take me in!
{Garbuckle looks concerned, before saying:}
Garbuckle: Sure, Lyman. You know my home is your home.
Jonfield: And my sandbox is off-limits.
Garbuckle {curious}: Is that all you have, the one suitcase?
Lyodie: Not exactly
{Enter a fourth equally disturbing animal-human hybrid known as "Odiman". He wags his tail in response to Lyodie's summon}
Lyodie: HERE, BOY!
{Jonfield looks shocked. Seeing the disgusting Odiman reminds Jonfield that he is no different from this abomination. He, curls up in the corner of the room, saying:}
Jonfield {ashamed}: Oh, lawsey, lawsey, lawsey.