6203: Rule 34G Double Feature 2: At Least 3% Worse
| Rule 34G Double Feature 2: At Least 3% Worse |
 Made by: The Book of All Things Preston |
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The author writes:[edit | edit source]
I feel like this is a marked improvement on my rearrangement skills. If I didn't tell you that the words "Rat God" or "Pizza Panic" weren't visually sentence-mixed, you wouldn't have realized (save for the space between the words).
If you're really curious about what's being referenced, good. Stay that way. You'll need that natural curiosity in the upcoming days.
Also, here's some music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-e7thQSJrqa-0txi92tpxvMY1hMP5t3P [occasional explicit lyrics]
Original strips: 2014-08-19, 2017-04-29.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Comic 1 (based on SRoMG #3376):
{Garfield has blended a little smoothie for himself, and it's probably pretty good if Garfield the Food Vacuum Breed likes it}
SFX: SLURRRRK
Garfield: Ahhhhhhhhh
{Jon walks in, clearly curious about what this smoothie is and how it tastes}
Garfield: Needs more Rat God
{It's mice. Either Jon is reacting to the taste, or the information that it's tainted with toxoplasmosis}
Comic 2 (based on SRoMG' #5788):
{Jon is on the phone, maybe some time later, trying to get a call-in order, with Garfield waiting next to him}
Jon: Hello, Pizza Panic? I'd like a large pepperoni
Jon: Hello?
{Now off the call he turns to Garfield, suddenly speaking in a different font}
Jon: i think there are bombs headed to our house
Garfield: Let's hope the delivery boy doesn't have to walk {in the same font as Jon's} past the kitten orpahnage [sic]
