5671: America's Pastime
| America's Pastime |
 Made by: Nikumubeki |
Explanation[edit | edit source]
The original had the man passing behind Jon; this edit brings him into the foreground.
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Alternate title: Pick a lane!
Original strip: 2024-04-21.
Transcript[edit | edit source]
{Splash panel of Garfield in sunglasses wearing a French mime costume, playing the bongos}
{Exterior shot of the Café Caffiene establishment}
{Inside the café, Jon is looking at his smartphone and talking to his cat, Garfield, in public whilst both of them are holding their coffee cups}
Jon: My phone is so cool, Garfield
Jon: I can customize all the functions on it
Garfield: That's old news, Jon
Jon: It even lets me assign specific rings to the people I know...
Garfield: Welcome to the 21st century, Jon
Jon: So I gave my brother his very own ringtone!
Ringtone of Jon singing: Hey there, ugly-wugly-chubby bear... hey there, stinky-winky-poo-bear...
{A man wearing a green shirt holding a coffee of his own is walking past Jon and Garfield's table, and looks shocked after hearing the ringtone}
{Jon's entire head has been stuffed inside a coffee cup by the man, who had interpreted Jon's mocking ringtone as being something directed at him}
Jon: Why, that's Doc Boy now
Garfield: Can I get you a straw?
