4764: Standard Unit of Stupidity

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Standard Unit of Stupidity
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Made by: Lubaf


Explanation[edit | edit source]

The author writes:[edit | edit source]

I have long struggled to find a reference unit of stupidity in the field of ideas for SRoMG strips. I think I may have come up with a good candidate for the position here. The unit I will call "Quayles", for no adequately explained reason most definitely not related to Sid Meier's Civilization in any way. (I hasten to add, I'm open to alternate suggestions for naming such a unit, aside from "Odies", which, while deprecated, are still being used to measure Dog stupidity, or "Lubafs", which I believe are better used as a unit for measuring dumb Internet aliases.)

It should be added that the Quayle is intended as a measure of stupidity in the concept of the strip, rather than any flaws in the execution.

Whether this unit can be readily converted to iToons is a question I leave up to the reader.

For reference, here are a selection of ten of my own strips, measured against this Reference Quayle, in chronological order:

Strip # Strip Title # of Quayles
627 Garfield Minus Any Kind of Artistic Talent 0.1 Quayles
1353 Donut Wars, Continued 2.7 Quayles
1312 Dumbfield instead of Darkfield 1.7 Quayles
1425 Garfield Minus Enthusiasm 0.5 Quayles
1764 Baby It's Cold Inside 3.4 Quayles
1773 Is Everything Better With Monkeys? 1.8 Quayles
1833 Novocaine 1.1 Quayles
1966 In Character Garfield 0.2 Quayles
2197 Marshmallow Bomb 1.3 Quayles
2930 Disgustingly Logical Garfield 0.7 Quayles

Original strip: 1981-08-02.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{Garfield 1 looks up in joy}
Jon 1: Lasagna, Garfield!
{Garfield 2 dashes at Jon}
Jon 2 {to Garfield 3}: I waxed the table today
Garfield 3: When my bones knit, you're a dead man