5364: Message Machine o' Memories

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Message Machine o' Memories
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Made by: Mr. Skullhead


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Original strips: 2001-05-20, 2019-05-05.

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Jon: Hey, Garfield!
Jon: Look, Garfield! I found my old answering machine, and the tape is still in it!
Jon: Let's listen to all of my old messages!
SFX: CLICK
Message #1: *BEEP*...Jon, this is Cindy. I've changed my name. You'll never find me! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Message #2: *BEEP*...Jon?...Marsha...I can't date you because I'm allergic to boring
Message #3: *BEEP*...Jon, this is Nancy. Don't come over. You'll never get over the moat
Message #4: *BEEP*...Jon, this is Mary...I bought a vicious dog trained to attack at the scent of bad cologne
Message #5: *BEEP*...Jon, this is Sandy. Call one more time and I'll break your dialing finger
Jon: SOB
Garfield: Ah, memories